Crazy Mammoths - Use space to jump over the mammoths to gain the lead or to block them if they're trying to overtake. The friction of the air will slow you down as will being further in front and less when you're behind.

Super-sized indie queen, Beth Ditto, has stripped bare to reveal her voluptuous rolls and hairy arm pits. The lead singer of 'The Gossip' used the opportunity to blame gay fashionistas, Paris Hilton and the Beckhams for the size zero weight crisis. Telling NME magazine, she said: "If there's anyone to blame for size zero, it's not women. Blame gay men who work in the fashion industry who want these women as dolls. Men don't know what it's like to be a woman and be expected to look a particular way. The Beckhams are part of the machine; Paris Hilton is part of the machine." The American 25-year-old posed for the cover of music journal NME.

Caught Masturbating PSA - A public service announcement from the 70s teaching mothers how to react if they catch their son masturbating. Instead of making a quick exit, the creepy mother drones on and on whilst the boy stares in bemusement.

Hard-partying Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into a rehab clinic, her publicist has confirmed. Lohan's spokesperson said in a statement: "Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day."

"Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility." The news comes after a week of heavy partying in which the 20-year-old was arrested for driving under the influence after losing control of her car near her home in California.

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Looks like she got extra fucked up prior to rehab in order to make up for the time spent inside without booze or drugs.

Roommate Revenge Pt. 2 - This guy keeps slamming the door at 6am so his roommate butters the kitchen floor and calls the apartment.

Lecce - A Lecce teacher is groped from behind as she talks on her mobile phone.

Lecce 2 - The same Lecce teacher is groped by various boys as she teaches unperturbed.

Eye Defence - Defeat the mechanical soldiers by attaching the appendages and weapons at the right place.

MaternaCord - The umbilical reconnection system that reestablishes the original lifeline allowing love to flow smoothly from mother to child.

Elave - Nothing to hide... literally. Here, you can find out about their products and watch their ad with naked people.

Landlord's Nightmare - The mess left behind by an ex-military couple who were evicted.

Chen Yan, a 51-year-old woman, waves to crowds while impersonating China's late Chairman Mao Zedong, during a photocall in Mianyang, Sichuan province on May 26, 2007.

As seen in the photos on the following 25 pages, not everyone looks glum when they pose for a mugshot. In fact, some arrestees are actually beaming when the sheriff's deputy says "cheese". The men and women pictured here were photographed over the past few weeks in police stations nationwide.

Rejected WiiPlay Games - Including such titles as WiiSalute, Cii-Section, WiiPii, Prostate Exam and Female Pleasure.

Nancy Grace Owned - The last part is fake but still amusing.

An Illinois teenager was sentenced today for a repulsive lunchroom prank involving a bottle of salad dressing that he tainted with a certain bodily fluid. Marco Raphael Castro, 17, was charged last December with disorderly conduct after he ejaculated into a container of ranch dressing that he had taken into a bathroom at Wheaton North High School. Castro returned the befouled condiment to the student commons, though nobody was sickened as a result of the additional ingredient. The teenager was sentenced today to 120 hours of community service with an AIDS organization and ordered to pay a $750 fine. He was also ordered to attend counseling, write a letter of apology to the high school, and enroll in college (though expelled from school, Castro had amassed enough credits to graduate). Castro, pictured in the above mug shots, will be eligible to have the misdemeanor convictions expunged from his record if he stays out of trouble for two years. Parents at the school learned of the "very unusual and disgusting incident" via a letter from principal Jill Bullo, who reported that the school's food service staff, "has changed to larger, less portable containers that will make it difficult for any similar incident to occur in the future."

Spider-Man 3: Pirated Chinese Edition - Screenshots from the pirated Chinese version with Engrish subtitles.

Faith On Montel - The world's most famous two-legged dog on Montel.

Incriminati - Your parents are coming over and you need to hide the incriminating stuff by dragging and dropping into the right place.

A Chinese woman claims her cat has grown wings. Granny Feng's tom cat has sprouted two hairy 4ins long wings, reports the Huashang News. "At first, they were just two bumps, but they started to grow quickly, and after a month there were two wings," she said. Feng, of Xianyang city, Shaanxi province, says the wings, which contain bones, make her pet look like a 'cat angel'. Her explanation is that the cat sprouted the wings after being sexually harassed. "A month ago, many female cats in heat came to harass him, and then the wings started to grow," she said. However, experts say the phenomenon is more likely down to a gene mutation, and say it shouldn't prevent the cat living a normal life.

Stuntwoman Angela Uyeda arrives at the 2007 Taurus World Stunt Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, May 20, 2007.

A Chinese man bought a Mickey Mouse-shaped tomato from his local agricultural market. Chen Guoping, of Dongzhuangqiao village, Zhejiang province, bought the 150-gram tomato. "It looks so much like a mouse head that I bought it without hesitation. It looks very funny," he said. His fellow villagers all say they have never seen a tomato like it, reports People's Daily.

Crazy Ladybugs - Click the mouse to make the spinning ladybugs move forward into each other without dropping over the edge of the tree.

A Chinese grandmother has a five inch horn growing out of her forehead. The horn curves downward and looks like the stalk of a pumpkin, reports the Yangcheng Evening Post. Granny Zhao, 95, of Zhanjiang city, Guangdong province, says it first appeared three years ago. "At first, it was only a mole, but it gradually grew and became like a horn," she said. Zhao says the horn causes her little trouble except to affect her vision slightly: "It causes me no discomfort, but blocks part of my view." But her family are hoping that medical experts can explain the phenomenon.

Cursor Invisible - Clay pigeon style shooting game with an invisible cursor. It's game over if you miss or let time run out without shooting.

Gayest Rapper Video Ever - It's bad enough with one dude humping that pouffe.

Breakdancer Kicks 3-Year-Old - Girl wanders too close and does an impressive flip. Babality.

God Of War 2: Battle Of The Gods - Watch the likes of Kratos, Icarus, Medusa and Zeus take on each other.

Miracles do happen. That's what doctors said about 30-year-old Shannon Malloy. A car crash in Nebraska on Jan. 25 threw Malloy up against the vehicle's dashboard. In the process, her skull became separated from her spine. The clinical term for her condition is called internal decapitation.

"I remember the impact and then I had no control over my head," said Malloy. "I wasn't focused so much on the pain. I just kept thinking, 'I have to stay alive.'" Dr. Gary Ghiselli, an Orthopedic Spine Surgeon at the Denver Spine Center, said Malloy's will to survive is what saved her. "I've seen it once before and, unfortunately, the patient didn't make it," said Ghiselli.

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Lucky not to have been paralysed, too. Fucked up that the car crash damaged her nerves to make her eyes cross.

Disgusting Girls Have The Nastiest Contest You Will Ever See - Three chicks start off a pissing contest in the back of a van.

Milpa - Click the crops to spin and match three to score.

Luminara - Use the mouse to aim and shoot, arrow keys or A, W, S, D to move. 50 levels to get through with 12 enemies and 5 power-ups.

Bible Fight - "In the beginning, there was a contest of strength amongst the most prominent figures in scripture to determine the mightiest. The tale of this great rivalry was thought lost forever. Until now."

Zeroes 2 - The search continues for more ordinary people with ordinary abilities.

MindScape - Collect the candies and avoid the monkeys in this platform game.

David Hasselhoff's Cry For Help - Hasselhoff falls off the wagon and is filmed trying to eat a burger and talking shit.

Rocket Rescue - Rescue the astronauts scattered around the galaxy using the rocket. Use the mouse to adjust the angle and power of the rocket.