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Nolitours Find A Flight Promotion - Ashley is a contestant who is blindfolded and spun around before she has to try and make her way towards the banner in order to win a holiday to the Dominican Republic. She really wants that prize and charges up and down the pitch, even when her time is up.

Some people will do anything for a bit of attention. Like dyeing their pet dog to make it look like a panda for example. Poor pet Hab Bo, a breed of Chinese dog known as a Chow Chow, was forced to endure a particularly undignified paint job when his Chinese owner, Li Jin from Beijing, decided to transform him into a panda. Despite the change in the colour of his coat from its more usual brown to a classy black and white, Hab Bo's panda disguise is not quite perfect. While in many respects Hab Bo is a dead ringer for the endangered species, his tell-tale pink nose and blue-black tongue give his true identity away.

NYC Police Officers Caught On Tape - Some guy goes around filming traffic cops who park next to fire hydrants and giving them shit about it. I wonder if he'd have the balls to do the same if they were proper cops who were male.

Arnold Pumping Iron Clip - Ahnult talks about lifting weights and how the feeling is comparable to cumming.

Miss South Carolina Teen USA Responds - Caitlin Upton explains herself and re-answers the question from last week's Miss Teen USA 2007 competition.

Pan-kun Trains With The Fire Department - Pan-kun trains with the fire department at Kanagawa Prefecture where he practises CPR on James and experiences what it's like during an earthquake.

Steeplechase Collision In Osaka - Gunther Weidlinger trips and smashes his face into the barrier at the World Athletics Championships in Osaka, Japan.

Decaying Dead Bird In Cereal Prank - This guy puts a dead bird into a cereal box and films the reaction of his roommate as he sits down for breakfast.

Revenge For Dead Bird Prank - The roommate gets his revenge by pissing into two drinks bottles and adding maggots before leaving one for his friend.

Budapest Defenders - Place fighters on the building tops to destroy incoming Russian tanks, secret police sedans and armoured cars. Use roadblocks to slow the enemy's advance towards your HQ.

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Miss South Carolina Answers A Question - Miss South Carolina, Caitlin Upton, answers a judge's question on why she thinks a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. This girl is headed for Playboy.

A Girl And Her Machine Gun - Some chick demonstrates her skills with a M169 machine gun and grins a lot.

Moan My IP - If you want to hear a 'sexy girl' moan your IP, this is the place for it. Other than that, this site is useless.

How Dumb Can You Get - Random people on the street are asked some simple questions about 9-11.

The Power Of Trust - Here's Todd Conner AKA Franklin Apollo doing a show in 1994, easing an audience member's fear of trust in his own unique way.

Beach Boogie Faceplant - This kid makes a fool of himself at the beach. It might help to actually drop the board further out in the sea next time.

Nicole Richie posed for the above mugshot on August 23, 2007 after surrendering to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department to begin serving four days in jail for a DUI conviction. The reality TV actress was released after spending 82 minutes in custody.

Jenna: I'm Not Skin Flicks And Bones! - Jenna Jameson wants the paparazzi to stop calling her skinny and being mean to her 'cause she's healthy and happy. At least take it easy with the plastic surgery on those lips!

A Chinese man who had the world's biggest hand is hoping for a normal life after undergoing surgery. Liu Hua, 24, from Jiangsu Province, had fingers thicker than his arms before the operation to remove 11lbs of bone and tissue, reports Xinmin Evening News. His left thumb, index finger and middle finger were deformed at birth but they have since grown to an amazing size. Liu said: "My thumb and index finger are even thicker than my arms, and make my left hand useless. "When I go out, I have to wrap my left hand in clothes and pretend I’m holding a bag." Doctors at Shanghai City 9th People’s hospital took seven hours to do the surgery. They plan another operation in about six months. "We kept his five fingers, and hopefully his left hand will eventually regain normal function," a spokesman said. Liu was suffering from a rare disease called macrodactyly, a birth defect in which toes or fingers are abnormally large.

Haluz 2 - Adventure game sequel where you must help the hero on his rescue mission. Click and drag various objects in order to progress to the next section.

And You Taste Like Chocolate - A scene from One Life To Live showcasing the superior acting ability on daytime television.

Porn For Women - What women find sexy, apparently. This is what we call pussy whipped.

Child Beater 2 - The child beater is back for revenge against his two kids.

Child Beater - Two toddlers team up to defeat their child beating dad.

The World's Most Disturbing Children's Book? - A storybook that illustrates the importance of a father's love.

Lindsay Fully Loaded - Lindsay Lohan is the subject of the third video from OMovies.

Bloons Tower Defense - Build towers around the maze to pop all the balloons before they reach the end of the path.

How To Iron - An instructional video teaching guys how to iron their clothes.

Elderly Male Getting Electrocuted - Someone forgot to turn off the electricity before this guy handled the grapes on a Brazilian TV show.

Human Bowling - A Japanese man oils himself up, puts on a helmet and slides his way down a greasy bowling lane in an attempt to knock down all the pins.

One Pissed Off Chihuahua - This chihuahua does not enjoy being towel-dried.

The Human Drain - A water park ride where people get flushed down a drain.

Portopotty Meeting Interrupted Prank - Unsuspecting members of the public step out of the toilet to find themselves in the middle of a business meeting.

Meet Charlotte Moore. The Nevada sheriff's deputy was pulled over for drunk driving Saturday night--by her own husband, a fellow cop. The 36-year-old Moore, pictured in the above Elko County Sheriff's Office ID photo, was stopped by Deputy Mike Moore, at about 11:40 PM for some kind of moving violation. However, she allegedly left the scene before a breathalyzer test could be conducted. Moore, driving a 2004 Pontiac Grand Am, was then pulled over again by her husband, who this time called for backup from the Elko Police Department (officers from which subsequently arrested Moore on a driving under the influence rap). Moore, who was released after about two hours in custody, has been placed on paid administrative leave from her post as a jail deputy.

This photo provided by the Ashland Police Dept. shows Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, Ky., who was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell. Kazee had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity when he tried to rob Shamrock Liquors, Friday, Aug. 10, 2007.

The Piss-Screen - In an effort to cut down on drink driving in Germany, a urinal game has been created to encourage men to take taxis home instead.

I Like Turtles Boy Revealed - Jonathon Ware, the zombie turtle boy, is tracked down after becoming famous through his live interview at the Rose Festival in Portland, Oregon.

Laughing Reporter - Jay Warren gets the giggles as he reports on two trucks crashing into each other, killing three people. He assures viewers this is a sad story as he attempts to stifle his laughter.

Kitten Surprise - Two kittens are playing with each other when they're distracted by the presence of a third one joining them.

Woomba Commercial - A robot that cleans your business, your lady business.

Surfer Dude Gets Mad Eloquent - I guess the news crew found it hard to pull a surfer in who could string a few words together.

Are You Afraid Of Mr. Giggles? - A woman is forced to face her fear of clowns as Mr. Giggles teaches the group how to twist balloon animals.

Thor Towers - Build a tower by pressing space to drop the blocks on top of one another. The more accurate you are, the more points you score.

Britney Crashes Her Benz - Britney, the brainiac, crashes into a parked car and wonders if she hurt her car, slams into the car again when she opens her door, buys her shit and leaves without even checking the other car.

Trojan Condom Commercial - A man is about to get married and the bride's hot sister wants him all to herself before the wedding goes ahead.

Lickin' Chicks - These guys go around filming each other licking hot chicks (and the odd dude).

How Not To Remove A Basketball Hoop - Should've used a longer chain.

Müllermilch Ad - A man buys a bottle of Müllermilch and spills some on himself after opening it and finds he's pursued by a woman intent on licking up the spills.

Too Many Ninjas - Use arrow keys to block and attack the onslaught of ninjas from both sides.

So You Think You Can Dance? Not If You're Bai Ling! - Bai Ling demonstrates her dance moves and is joined by a dancing midget.

Japanese Comb Over - A balding Japanese man has perfected the art of the comb over.

Food stalls attached to Beijing's public toilets will be removed in good time for next year's Olympics, state media said Saturday. Complaints over toilets with poor sanitation and toilet operators turning them into commercial operations led to the ban, which comes into force in October.

"It is not proper to sell soft drinks or snacks right at the toilets," the Beijing News said, citing sources within the Beijing Municipal Administration Commission. "The city authorities also plan to publish a toilet guide, provide toilet information over the telephone and the Internet and erect more road signs to help toilet users."

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When food is served next to toilets, you've got to wonder if it's a sign of what's to come after eating said food.

Battle Wheels - Destroy the other three robots in three matches. Use arrow keys to move, C for sword attack, X for mace attack and space for spin attack.

Crazy Russian Cat Lady - It's feeding time for these cats as their owner, a crazy Russian cat lady who has 130 of them, can't help but take in homeless kitties.

French Vodafone Ad - Emmanuelle Beart plays the sleeping passenger as the man next to her spots her snoozing so he starts to take pictures with his camera phone to send to his friend.

'Shithead' Causes A Fuss - A woman decides to put a memorial stone on her dog's grave which stirs up some controversy because its name is deemed inappropriate for display on a tombstone.

Bikini Races - Chicks get to race each other in their bikinis and even get their own starting gate.

Police chiefs in Bangkok have come up with a new way of punishing officers who break the rules - an eye-catching Hello Kitty armband. The armband is large, bright pink and has a Hello Kitty motif with two hearts embroidered on it. From today, officers who are late, park in the wrong place or commit other minor transgressions will have to wear it for several days, reports the BBC. The armband is designed to shame the wearer, police officials said. "This is to help build discipline. We should not let small offences go unnoticed," Police Colonel Pongpat Chayapan said. "Guilty officers will be made to wear the armbands in the office for a few days, with instructions not to disclose their offences. Let people guess what they have done," he said. Further offences would be dealt with using a more traditional disciplinary panel, he said. The cartoon character Hello Kitty was first introduced by Japanese company Sanrio in 1974. The cute round-faced cat has become an Asia-wide marketing phenomenon, with Hello Kitty products such as stationery, hair accessories and kitchen appliances available across the region.

Spishak Maxipads - Invented by female drywall contractors and with convenience and comfort in mind, Spishak Maxipads only need to be changed once a year.

Harry Potter In The Hood - "My name is Harry P, to the O, to the T, to the T, to the E, to the R, you see. He's a magic man, he puts the hex in the city, don't call him Harry Potter, 'cause my name is H Piddy."

A seven-legged lamb is pictured on its farm at Methven near Christchurch in the South Island of New Zealand, Tuesday, July 31, 2007. Veterinarian Steve Williams said he believed a misprint in embryo formation had resulted in the lamb being born polydactyl, with many legs, a condition that occurs once in several million sheep.

Ramen Bath - A spa house in Hakone, Japan, which already offers curry and chocolate baths, now offers a ramen bath but is not allowed to use real edible noodles so has turned its spa treatment products into the shape of noodles to put in the broth.

He Lost His Head - People are interviewed about an acting job when the interviewer has to pause to cough and unexpectedly drops his head off his shoulders.

Terrible Driver In A Parking Lot - With so much space at her disposal, this woman still struggles to get out and employs the hit the car repeatedly until there's enough room technique.

Drug Smuggler Gets The 'Rotan' - A man is given a caning in Malaysia for smuggling drugs.

Homemade Stripper Pole Accident - This is what happens when fat chicks wrap themselves around homemade stripper poles.

A British teenager whose self-portrait somehow ended up on the cover of a hardcore video has filed a lawsuit against the film's distributors, claiming that they have left the impression that she is involved in the porno industry. In a copyright lawsuit filed today in U.S. District Court in Tampa, Florida, Lara Jade Coton, 18, charges that her photo--which was taken when she was just 14--has appeared on the cover of "Body Magic," a 1982 film that was recently reissued. The image of Coton, now a college student, shows her wearing a shoulder-bearing dress and a top hat. The photo, which Coton titled "No Way Out," was lifted from her website by the artist who designed the DVD cover of "Body Magic," which is described on its cover as having received Hustler magazine's "highest rating." The movie's main character is a young fashion photographer named Laura. The DVD's front and back covers can be found below, while Coton's self-portrait can be seen above. In her lawsuit, an excerpt of which can be found here, Coton recounts contacting one of the film's distributors earlier this year after discovering her image on the porno box. Her request for compensation was brusquely rejected by one of the film's distributors, who wrote, "Nice try toots. We are still going to remove you from the art, not because of your claim but let's face it your picture means very little to the film." While Coton's photo was subsequently replaced on the film's box, the image has remained on the DVD itself, as can be seen here.

Skating Off The Roof Goes Bad - After performing his skateboarding stunt, this idiot didn't expect to go through the roof.

The Exciting World Of South Korean Protests - From live piglets getting ripped apart to throwing shit over meat counters.

Jackie Chan In Street Fighter - A scene from City Hunter where the characters take on Street Fighter personas as they fight each other.

Homemade Cat Toys - No need to waste money on cat toys when you can make your own furry joints for your cat to play with.

Pageant Photo Retouching - Some crazy people are willing to pay this woman for 'total makeover retouching' of their kids' photos where she'll airbrush them to oblivion to make them look like freaky dolls.

Keanu Reeves vs Teddy Bears - Taken from Going Great in 1984, Keanu Reeves is sent to Canada to report on a teddy bear convention. "Ah, she's so cute. Look at that... HURGHH! AGH! GET... DOWN!"