Silkworm Pupa Pizza - A pizza is rustled up with mozzarella cheese, asparagus and a tin of silkworm pupa seasoned with soy sauce and sugar from Seoul. Unsurprisingly, the end product doesn't taste too good.

A Taiwanese model displays fluorescent lipstick and drinks made by fluorescent protein during the Bio Taiwan Exhibition, Thursday, July 26, 2007, in Taipei, Taiwan. The fluorescent protein is multi-application and extracted from algae.

Japanese Hot Water Game 1 - Two teams must battle it out by having one person sit on a pad in a tank of hot water to operate the chick's seat and in turn make her boobies jiggle for as long as possible. First up, is a member of the red team.

Japanese Hot Water Game 2 - The red team finish up and the blue team take their turn.

Japanese Hot Water Game 3 - Another member of the red team attempts to sit in the tank of hot water.

Lohan Pulls A Hasselhoff - Lindsay Lohan is coked out whilst trying to eat a burger the night before her DUI arrest.

Oscar, a hospice cat at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, RI, is seen Monday, July 23, 2007. Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours.

TV Disaster - Merry Miller attempts to interview Holly Hunter but ends up making a fool of herself with sideways glances at producers, awkward pauses, poor reading and speaking ability plus she obviously needs to get some glasses.

Women compete in a high-heel sprint in St.Petersburg, July 21, 2007. Some 100 women took part in the race wearing high-heeled shoes with a required minimum height of 9 centimetres (3.5 inches) to compete for a shopping voucher worth 50,000 roubles (about $2,000).

Let It Flow - Connect the pipes so the water can flow from the pump to the crops and animals. Pump up enough pressure to send the water flowing through before the time limit is reached.

Planet Hiltron - What celebrities might look like if they weren't famous plus other Photoshopped celebrity images.

Jealous Computers - A girl is attacked in her dorm room and there's panic at the beach when a man is assaulted. Viral marketing campaign for the Nokia Nseries range and Nokia N95.

Thirsty Monkey - Why bother moving from the spot to quench your thirst when you can drink your own piss?

The Indecent Dentist - From Playboy's Totally Busted, a new assistant witnesses the dentist giving a hot chick some gas who then begins to get stimulated. Her bra is quickly undone and the dentist leaves the room to get his camera as the assistant carries on fondling the chick's breasts until she snaps out of it. The dentist wanders back in, acting surprised and placing the blame on his assistant.

Drunk Sofa Joy Ride - A bunch of kids attach their sofa to the back of a car and go for a ride around San Francisco until the police catch up with them.

Paint Facial - This guy has way too much time on his hands and decides to dunk his head in paint.

A rat and cat are seen in a cage at a police station in Bogota, Tuesday, July 24, 2007. The Colombian police force has been experimenting with training rodents to detect explosives in minefields. The process would take advantage of rat's acute sense of smell and low weight, which would allow them to find mines without activating them. The cats are included in the training to help rats become used to possible predators.

Gravity Pods - Use up and down arrow keys to aim and space to shoot. In later levels, you'll have to place the gravity pods yourself in order to hit the target.

Funny Criss Angel Spoof - Parody of Criss Angel Mindfreak (or just plain freak?) as he attempts to convince a non-believer that he can do magic.

Here's the mugshot Lindsay Lohan posed for this morning following her arrest in Santa Monica for drunk driving and cocaine possession. The actress, 21, was nabbed after cops spotted her SUV chasing another vehicle at high speed. After Lohan failed a field sobriety test, she was transported to the L.A. county lockup, where a pat down search turned up cocaine in her pants pocket. Click here to see the Santa Monica Police Department's booking sheet for Lindsay Dee Lohan, accused felon.

Triangles - Use the keyboard to control the left cursor and the mouse to control the right cursor. Avoid the triangles for as long as possible.

The Majority Of French People Are Dumb - From the French version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, this guy struggles to answer a simple question and asks the audience for help, who also get the answer wrong.

Paula Abdul Has A Bratz Meltdown - Paula Abdul finds out by e-mail that she's been dropped from the Bratz movie and has a meltdown.

Chimp Talk Show Host - It's a horny Japanese talking chimp.

Perfect Rope Swing Execution - This girl demonstrates how it's done... except the damned ground is in the way.

Yet Another One Of My Foot Stories - A woman buys flip flops from Wal-Mart that were made in China and ends up with chemical burns.

Table-dancer Emma models lingerie in a changing room where women can check their outfits under different lighting conditions in a new Beate Uhse shop in Munich's city centre, July 19, 2007. German sex-shop operator Beate Uhse, the world's largest sex retailer by revenue, is investing heavily to adapt its image to changing tastes and morality and plans to build its brand through new 'lifestyle' products including drinks.

Monkey And A Dog Catch A Train - Pan-kun takes James for a train ride.

Iraq Kids - What some of America's finest think of Iraqi kids.

Thriller - The inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines practise their Thriller routine. They also do Hail Holy Queen from Sister Act and Queen's Radio Ga Ga.

Manuel Uribe, tipping the scales at 560 kilograms (1,234 pounds) and seen here at his home in 2006, will be listed as the world's fattest man by the Guinness Book of Records, while a loss of 200 kilos (440 pounds) may make him the man who lost the most weight.

15 Unfortunately Placed Ads - You know the type, like those inappropriate ads next to a particular news story.

How Not To Work Out - Dumbass gets owned by an exercise machine and ends up with his face in his nuts.

Nigerian pupils work on computers at the LEA primary school in Abuja in this May 30, 2007 file photo. Nigerian schoolchildren who received laptops from a U.S. aid organization have used them to explore pornographic sites on the Internet, the official News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reported Thursday.

I Know Who Killed Lindsay This Summer - Trailer for Lindsay Lohan's upcoming movie, The Rehabening.

Rose & Camellia - You take control of Rose and must slap your way through the Camellia women. Press the attack button and move your mouse across the woman's face to slap her. Keep doing this until time runs out whereupon she will return the favour and you must evade her attacks using the same technique.

News Anchor Can't Stop Laughing At Falling Model - These newsreaders can't stop laughing as they watch a model wobble and fall over on the catwalk.

Slippery Unicycling - The challenge is for this guy to get past the bananas and over the hill without losing balance and falling into the water.

Hot Air 2 - Use the mouse to control the fan and blow the balloon from the green pad to the red pad whilst avoiding the spikes and traps. Collect all the stars to unlock secret routes.

Chain Gang - These guys make a run for it as soon as they step out of the van except their prison break gets foiled by a pole.

Crazy Weatherman - It comes as no surprise that this guy was fired from his job whilst he was in rehab for alcohol and substance abuse.

Morning Musume vs Lizard - With their heads in a glass box, the members of Morning Musume come face to face with a hungry lizard who is tempted by the pork chops strapped to each girl's head.

Wii Fit Parody - With Wii Fit, you can explore exciting new exercises like leaning side to side and sticking out your leg. Don't want to invest $3.19 on a hula hoop? Why not pick up a Wii for just $300? Instead of having your kids go outside to play and get exercise, why not have them stand right in front of the TV? You'll save that money on soccer registration and the whole family will enjoy watching things fly at your head.

Breakup Letter - Funny breakup letter read in a dramatic style with spelling errors and all.

Making Bread - Increase your fibre intake by switching to wholemeal bread. All kinds of people are doing it, like this 80s, shirt-ripping dancing baker for instance.

Jennifer Crying Over Her Picture - Jennifer cries over the state of her picture on American Big Brother, something about bags under her eyes that aren't even hers. Crying on TV isn't exactly a better look.

Placenta Party - How to make a nice beef casserole substituting the beef with placenta.

Pagans have hit out at a 180ft drawing of Homer Simpson painted in a field next to their famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant. The 17th century chalk outline of the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant is believed by many to be a symbol of ancient spirituality. Many couples also believe the 180ft giant, which is carved in the hillside above Cerne Abbas, Dorset, is an aid to fertility. The giant drawing of Homer, brandishing a doughnut, was painted next to the well-endowed figure in a publicity stunt to promote The Simpsons Movie released later this month, reports Sky News. It has been painted with water-based biodegradable paint which will wash away as soon as it rains. Ann Bryn-Evans, joint Wessex district manager for The Pagan Federation, said: "It's very disrespectful and not at all aesthetically pleasing. "We were hoping for some dry weather but I think I have changed my mind. We'll be doing some rain magic to bring the rain and wash it away." She added: "I'm amazed they got permission to do something so ridiculous. It's an area of scientific interest."

A Chinese farmer shows dead rats during an eradication program near the village of Bing Hu in Hunan Province, 13 July 2007. Rats are back on the menu in southern China, after traders there capitalised on an outbreak of the rodents in neighbouring Hunan province, according to various state press reports.

Age Of Speed - Use arrow keys to control your car as you race through the tracks of the future taking on loop the loops, huge jumps and corkscrews.

Silverjet Advert - Silverjet's viral ad promoting their women only toilets.

Pizzamedics - Paramedics order a pizza whilst treating a patient and pay for it using the patient's money who also tucks in, leaving the delivery person holding the IV bag amongst other things.

Asian Car Accident - A car is filmed running a red light and hitting a biker at a crossroads in Taiwan.

Red Wire - Move the ring over the red wire until the end without touching the wire. Use left and right arrow keys or the mousewheel to rotate the ring.

The world's tallest man, Bao Xishun, who stands 2.36 meters (7 feet and 9 inches), shakes hands with He Pingping, who only measures 73 centimeters (2 feet and 5 inches), in Baotou, China's Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, Friday, July 13, 2007. Nineteen-year-old He is applying for the Guinness World Record as the world's shortest man.

Cop Rescues Woman From Wrong House - A cop is alerted to a house on fire so he bangs on the door and proceeds to smash all the little windows that he has no chance of squeezing through then realises the house isn't on fire. The actual house on fire is the one next door.

Chinese visit a four-story, free-of-charge public restroom in Chongqing, China, Saturday, July 7, 2007. They're flushing with pride in a southwestern Chinese city where a recently opened porcelain palace features an Egyptian facade, soothing music and more than 1,000 toilets spread out over 3,000 square meters (32,290 square feet). Officials in Chongqing are preparing to submit an application to Guinness World Records to have the public restroom listed as the world's largest, state-run toilets, China Central Television reported Friday.

Watch Out For Punctures - "Don't let a puncture ruin your day." A viral video for Goodyear.

A puppy and a kitten play together as they are brought for vaccination on the occasion of Zoonoses Day in Hyderabad, India, Friday, July 6, 2007. Zoonoses are diseases and infections which are naturally transmitted between vertebrate animals and man. Zoonoses Day is celebrated on July 6 every year to bring the problem into people's consciousness, and to remind them to take action.

Vulva - "The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman... The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied onto the back of the hand... and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head... VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman."

A model parades an outfit made of condoms during a fashion show at the 4th China Reproductive Health New Technologies and Products Expo in Beijing, July 11, 2007. Condoms of all shapes and sizes were on show at a Beijing fashion show on Wednesday featuring dresses, hats and even lollipops made of the said item. Models fought through extravagant soap bubble special effects to show off tight-fitting wedding gowns, scaly-looking evening dresses, outrageous bikinis and other garments made entirely of condoms.

Japanese Dizzy Boxing - Contestants are spun around then they have to walk towards each other along a plank without falling into the water and attempt to box.

Hey, Watch My Leg - This prank involves a guy in a wheelchair, who pretends to have a broken leg, asking people for help getting into a lift and then gets his leg trapped as the doors close.

The Dirty Mermaid - Ariel sings about her sexual desires, fantasies and STDs.

Hott 4 Hill - A parody of the Obama Girl video featuring Taryn Southern who professes her love for Hillary Clinton.

Actual Transformer - A moving buggy that can transform into a walking robot.

The Next Paris Hilton? - Paris Hilton's biggest fan, a 4-year-old girl, waits outside her house to have her photo taken with Paris.

A male long-coated chihuahua named "Heart-kun" with a heart-shaped pattern on his coat sits at Pucchin Dog's shop in Odate, northern Japan July 10, 2007. The one-and-a-half-month-old chihuahua was born on May 18, 2007 as one of a litter. The shop owner Emiko Sakurada said that this is the first time a puppy with these marks has been born out of a 1,000 that she has bred. She also said that she has no plans to sell the puppy.

How To Misuse 911 - Some 911 calls where people have asked about roasting a turkey, help with getting ice off their windshield, being locked in a car and a guy beating another guy with a bat... in a movie.

Bound Bear - Use the mouse to control the direction and power of the white bear as you aim to bound across to the other side, knocking down the white blocks to get to the other bear.

The Rejected iPhone Commercial - The iPhone advert with an obnoxious voice-over going through the iPhone features.

Invisible Tug-Of-War - A bunch of guys play invisible tug of war across a road as cars approach and slow down for nothing.

Flooded Up Police - The police get caught out in the recent floods in England and decide to drive through a flooded road.

Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth? - A project to see what the best swear word is, you're presented with two swear words to vote on and you have to pick the best before moving onto the next two. You can also add your own and see which are the top swear words so far.

Towel-Matic - This pointless invention can dispense half-shit and full-shit size on demand and is available for a bargain $60.

Ten-week old snow leopard Askai hisses to photographers during his first appearance in the Berlin Zoo on Friday, July 6, 2007. Askai and his brother Lanak where born ten weeks ago.

Air Dinner Competition - The Japanese battle it out to see who has the best air dinner-eating technique.

Blind Waitress Prank - A waitress pretends to be blind by using a white cane and wearing sunglasses as she pours water all over the table instead of in glasses.

Sweet Dreams - Choose your own adventure with hot chicks. Tutor a student, use your knowledge of classical literature with a librarian and play poker against your goumada to get them to strip.

Quick Baby From Womb To Lap - This prank involves a pregnant woman asking a passerby to look after her son while she goes to the toilet. Inside the toilet, she'll groan as if she's having the baby and the sound of a baby crying can be heard by the passerby who then sees the mother come out holding a newborn baby.

Axe Auditions - A collection of chicks trying out for an Axe Bom Chika Wah Wah ad.

Rich Racer - Use arrow keys to control your car and avoid the sides of the road as they'll slow you down. Finish each race with the target position or higher that's set at the beginning to unlock the next race.

Bunny Boiler 2 - This time, Thaila Zucchi works her charm on Brighton beach.

Bunny Boiler - A segment from Balls Of Steel where Thaila Zucchi heads to the park and chats up a guy in front of his girlfriend.

Pizza to go. A new pizza restaurant in western Canada that delivers pornography with every pie has once again proven the adage: sex sells.

Panda Prison Breakout - One of these pandas figures out a way to escape their enclosure.

Vector TD - Destroy the Vectoid threat in this tower defence style game. Select a map you want to play and build the towers along the path. You can either click a button to send each wave or set it to auto.

Steve Aragon, 30, gets ready to take a picture of his sons Giovanni, 7, and Esteban, 4, outside the 7-Eleven in Burbank, California, Monday, July 2, 2007. Over the weekend, 7-Eleven Inc. turned a dozen stores into Kwik-E-Marts, the fictional convenience stores of the television show 'The Simpsons'.

A Perfect Plan - A boy, jealous of all the attention his younger sibling is receiving, puts together a cunning plan involving a bottle of poison to eliminate the baby.

Inside A McDonald's Factory In Moscow - A look at the preparation of McDonald's food in a Russian factory.

Amour 2 - The EU's self-promo video about their support for European films. Let's come together. Fnar, fnar.

Little Dolls - Alain Delorme's photographic series of creepy Photoshopped little girls.

Esklavos C4 - You fall into a cavern and the only way to escape is to go up against Floda by copying 10 dance moves. But, before you can do that, you need to make some armour by picking up and combining items in the surrounding area.

Woman Gets Majorly Owned Trying To Buy All The iPhones - She brings $16,000 in cash hoping to snap up all the iPhones and pays $800 to the first person in line to take his place 15 minutes before the shop opens except someone didn't do their research before coming out.

Gas Mania - Drag each car to a pump and click on the pump to start filling the car. Get requested items from the store and deliver to customer. Collect cash and take to the register. The more satisfied the customers are, the more they'll pay.

3 Foot Ninja II - Use arrow keys to move, A to spin slash, S to normal swing and D to downward slash as you battle through 5 chapters to rescue a princess.

3 Foot Ninja - Use arrow keys to move, A to swing sword, S to throw stars and D to jab sword as you search for 5 lost scrolls.

Cat With Bow Golf - Use the mouse to control the power and direct the shot towards the target.

New Wheels On The Block - "I'm rolling away because my legs are... not okay. I think every day, there are guys with bigger problems. Happy today, at least I'm not gay. I'm not gay, gay I'm not. I've been straight all my liiife."

Warbears: Puzzle Mission - A Tetris-style block puzzle game has diverted the Warbears attention whilst on their way to the location of their third mission.