Whores Of Warcraft - I'm surprised it's taken the porn industry this long to make this.

Hulk In Heat - The Incredible Hulk assrapes the Marvel Universe.

Kung Fu vs Yoga - A 1979 film where two kung fu fighters take on a yoga master.

Six Horrifying Parasites - From replacement tongues to barnacles taking over the insides of crabs.

Pickle Juice Sport - This somehow made it onto the market based on interviews with "hundreds" of people confirming that they sneak a drink of pickle juice from pickle jars. It looks like bottled piss and probably tastes like it, too.

Toy manufacturer Mattel is reportedly threatening to sue a Brazilian artist for portraying Barbie as a lesbian.

Korean Girl Has Seizure Onstage - What do you do when your fellow bandmate starts having a seizure on stage? Ignore her, stick to the dance routine and keep on miming! Then, instead of making sure she's okay, drag her off as quickly as possible.

Jigsaw's Escape - You're locked in a room that's filling with deadly nerve gas. You have two hours to escape and get the antidote before the gas reaches your brain. It's not always necessary to click and drag items in order to get new ones. For the safe combination, you have to use the arrow keys.

Don't Download This Song - New single from Weird Al Yankovic coinciding with the forthcoming release of his next album, Straight Outta Lynwood.

Tremulous - A multiplayer first person shooter with real-time strategy elements. Join the aliens and evolve into a more powerful class or join the humans and buy better armour and weapons. It's free and highly addictive. The installer file size of the standalone version is 95.7MB.

Moundcharger - Click the baseball bat and type in a command. Some commands you can try: bodog, dance, girl on girl action, hot dog, lesbians, moist, scare tactics, screw, strip and wedgie.

Kitty Goes Potty - Toilet trained cat taking a dump.

Toilet Trained Neat Cat - This one's pawing all over the place trying to figure out how to make the toilet flush.

Gizmo Flushes - Gizmo likes flushing and watching the water.

Mobai Room - Short escape the room game.

Streets Of Valhalla - Complete each mission brief to open up the next level. Dodge cars and shoot them whilst avoiding collisions. You can buy upgrades with the money you earn at the end of each level.

Meet James Hulsey. A parole violation landed the hirsute Alabaman in a Birmingham jail yesterday. Hulsey, 40, is notable for a forehead tattoo that makes him resemble a denied mortgage application. As seen on the following pages, Hulsey joins a growing list of arrestees who bear such identifying features as swastikas, expletives, spackle, and, of course, gold paint.

Feed Me - Click on the flies to eat them. This will increase your neck's reach. Click on the walls, floors and ceiling to move yourself around. Find the exit door in each level to finish.

The Big Scan - There has been a murder in Sleazeville. Can you solve the mystery and find out who the killer is and why they did it?

Spin It Up - Mouse driven music game that's a bit like Dance Dance Revolution for want of a better description.

Dakota At Japanese TV Show - A member of Dakota Fanning's fan club, a very nervous 17-year-old Japanese schoolboy, is given the chance to interview Dakota Fanning while she's in Japan promoting War Of The Worlds.

Sprinkle Brigade - "We make dreams come true." Tracking down and sprinkling dog turds in NYC.

Kid In Dryer - If they're not flying off moped-powered roundabouts, they're spinning themselves in tumbledryers.

The Mummification Of Beavis I - Photos of the mummification process of pet rat, Beavis.

Flash Strike - Shoot as many terrorists as you can with your Desert Eagle, M4 and sniper rifle.

YouTube Comment Ruined My Life - "Why are you such an asshole? Like, you're just some fucking 18-year-old little fuckbag! I'm sorry, I'm being insulting towards you now and you don't deserve that but I don't deserve to be called a fucking douche for not even trying to insult you... So, that's why I sincerely needed to make this video to tell you that you're an asshole and, well, I'm sorry. No, you're not an asshole, you're just... I want an apology because that is just so rude and obscene and I just am really hurt by it."

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Roboclaw - Use the arrow keys to control the claw. Pick up the blue orb and drop it into the goal without hitting any obstacles.

Sewer Run - Use the arrow keys to steer your way down the run. Click Z and an arrow key once to start grab then any arrow key to release. Click X and an arrow key to perform a trick.

Manwash - Viral video for the new Lynx Boost shower gel. The Manwash tour is on, see if they're stopping by your city and get a quick rubdown/full manwash.

Britney Spears Acting Very Strange Or Stoned - Britney on missing out on life and the possibility of time travel plus burping.

A Council Bluffs woman was taken to an emergency room after she became glued to a toilet seat. It happened Wednesday at a public restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.

Investigators said they believe someone put some sort of cement compound on the toilet seat. Paramedics wheeled out a 53-year-old woman who got stuck. The Council Bluffs Fire Department said they believe the woman sat on a liquid cement substance, not bonding glue.

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This is why you don't use public toilets. And in the unlikely event that I have to use one, a shitload of toilet paper is going on that toilet seat. She could've at least checked it before sitting her fat arse down (how do you not notice a cement compound on there?).

Ratko Dankovic had emergency surgery after getting drunk and swallowing a knife with an eight inch blade, eight nails, two spoons and a couple of clothes pegs to win a ten pound bet.

Haluz - Another adventure game in the style of Samorost. Follow the bird to retrieve the stolen satellite dish by clicking on items and/or dragging them.

Wogger - Adventure game, similar in style to Samorost.

Rooney On The Rampage - Left click or press spacebar to headbutt everyone out the way and gain speed to jump over the wall to hit Ronaldo.

This mug shot of Mel Gibson was taken following the Hollywood star's slur-spewing drunk driving bust in July 2006. Considering some of the booking photos previously snapped by Los Angeles sheriff's deputies, the 50-year-old actor looks downright dapper.