Storm The House 2 - Use the mouse to shoot and the spacebar to reload. You can buy upgrades at the end of each day.

Windows Vista Voice Recognition Demo Gone Awry - This is like one of those Microsoft demonstrations where they're showing off a new feature and get a BSOD. They blamed the ambient noise for the failure but it didn't even get the second word right.

Tampon Shooter - A step by step guide on how to make a lung-powered tampon gun complete with a bandolier carrying 20 tampons.

Lindsay Lohan's hard-partying antics and recent bout of "heat exhaustion" has left one Hollywood big shot steamed, The Smoking Gun has learned. In a blistering July 26 letter to the 20-year-old actress, James G. Robinson, who heads the L.A. firm producing Lohan's current movie, calls her recent erratic behaviour "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional." Robinson, the 70-year-old chief executive of Morgan Creek Productions, writes that Lohan has "acted like a spoiled child and in doing so have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality" of "Georgia Rule," a movie now being filmed and which stars Lohan, Jane Fonda, and Felicity Huffman. A copy of Robinson's letter--which was delivered to Lohan at the Chateau Marmont hotel--can be found below. A Morgan Creek official confirmed to TSG that the missive was sent to Lohan and her various representatives earlier this week. Robinson notes that while Lohan's aides have chalked up her lateness and absences to illness, he is "well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called 'exhaustion.'" Noting that Morgan Creek refuses to "accept bogus excuses for your behaviour," Robinson warns Lohan that she will be held "personally accountable" for losses caused by her actions. Claiming that Lohan's behaviour has already "resulted in hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage," Robinson hints at possible legal action against the actress unless she begins honouring her production commitments. He concludes, "I urge you to take this letter seriously and conduct yourself professionally."

Hoffworld - "Hi there, and welcome to Hoffworld. A website dedicated to all things Hoff. On here you can see my latest commercials, starring me, a couple of cool games, also starring me, and some other fantastic stuff to download. Which of course, also stars me. You're gonna love it. I know I do."

The Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and baby, Shiloh, figures were unveiled at Madame Tussauds' New York museum in Times Square. Whilst her parents are made out of wax, Shiloh is the first full silicone figure. Nice touch with Angelina's wax nipples.

Austrian police are testing a Porsche 911 as a traffic control car. They say the sight of the 177mph sportscar makes speeding motorists slam on their brakes.

CodeBreaker Game - Figure out each clue to get the correct URL to progress to the next page.

Lance Bass, band member of 'N Sync, says he's gay and in a "very stable" relationship with a reality show star. Bass, who formed 'N Sync with Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick, tells People magazine that he didn't earlier disclose his sexuality because he didn't want to affect the group's popularity.

"I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything," he tells the magazine. 'N Sync is known for a string of hits including "Bye Bye Bye" and "It's Gonna Be Me." The band went on hiatus in 2002. Bass has also found headlines for undertaking astronaut training and failing to raise money for a trip into space.

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I thought it was obligatory for all boybands to have at least one gay member. This news comes as a shock to us all. Lance Bass, gay? Who'd have thought?!

Late last week, Melanie Martinez, host of The Good Night Show, alerted us to the internet posting of an independent short film that she appeared in seven years ago. PBS KIDS Sprout has determined that the dialogue in this video is inappropriate for her role as a preschool program host and may undermine her character's credibility with our audience. As a result, PBS KIDS Sprout has decided that she will no longer appear as host of The Good Night Show. Melanie has been an important part of our network and we are disappointed that we had to make this difficult decision.

She got sacked due to this short film. It's highly unlikely that's going to undermine her credibility with 2 to 5-year-olds. Now, when kids ask their parents where Melanie went, they'll have to tell them: "Melanie chose anal sex." Did PBS KIDS Sprout think about that?

Child actress Dakota Fanning will appear in a controversial new movie featuring paedophile scenes. War of the Worlds star Dakota, 12, has signed up to appear in Hounddog.

The screenplay calls for Fanning's character to be raped in one explicit scene and to appear naked or clad only in "underpants" in several other horrifying moments. A source close to the film said: "The two taboos in Hollywood are child abuse and the killing of animals.

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Oh, the outrage! Graphic violence is perfectly acceptable but when a 12-year-old girl is raped in a movie then everyone is up in arms about it. People are always quick to judge films with taboo subjects before seeing them first and I'm sure the New York Daily News reported this without any bias whatsoever. You may not want to see it but how can you form an opinion based on one tabloid article? Argh, child abuse! Let's focus on the actress being exploited by Hollywood rather than the issues Hounddog raises. We can pretend such things don't happen in real life.

Crying While Eating - Poor Tom, eating a lone pizza crust having missed out on the biggest pizza party of the year. Christopher's eating chicken tenders and crying about global warming with his cat wrapped around him whilst DJ's eating spam and crying about bad luck induced by poor chain letter etiquette. Watch the videos and read what they're crying about.

The Rude Awakening Of Optimus Prime - "Ah, ha, ha, and that's who you'll be from now on, Kup - Shit Piece!" Optimus Prime is brought back to life in the year 2006 to find that many things have changed since his death. "Give me back that fucking Matrix immediately! You've run this organisation right under the fucking ground, Hot Rod!"

Nudist Trampolining - Use the arrow keys to control your nudist. Use the number keys to pull off a move.

Is It Normal? - Is it normal for a 17-year-old male, who is the straightest guy you know (they always are), to get turned on when he dresses up in girls' clothing (he's not gay or anything)? This is like a pseudo agony aunt column for teens (and older folk) to look for reassurance about their odd habits, behaviour, etc.

Amazingly Weird Ice Skater - Certainly a unique ice skating performance.

G-strings crocheted by Polish grannies have proved such a success they are being sold worldwide on the internet.

One Point English 1 - From the Vermilion Pleasure Night TV show, this lesson teaches the Japanese how to say: "You're so good."

One Point English 2 - Have you prepared a memo pad? This lessons goes through the different ways of saying: "I give good head."

AOL Retention Manual - Hardly surprising to most that AOL has an 80-odd page retention manual for dealing with customers that want to cancel their accounts.

Dr. Miracles - #1 - Short episode that starts in 1927 where Dr. Miracles discovers his unorthodox method of saving lives.

A Beginner's Guide To Faking Your Death On The Internet - An eight-part guide on faking your death on the interweb.

What Jeff Killed - All about the recent kills of an orange tomcat living in Shadow Hills, California. Decapitating and disembowelling rabbits seems to be Jeff's favourite type of kill.

The Adventures Of Mr. Tumpkins - Small point and click adventure game. Mr. Tumpkins' head has been turned into a pumpkin and you must help him find a way to lift the curse.

La Luna Hotel - "Have you ever woken up wearing something different than what you went to bed in? Well, now you have... Yep, that's right, this morning you woke up wearing nothing but a pair of zebra striped, faux fur boxer shorts. But that's not even the worst part... The worst part is that you woke up on the floor in the hallway of the hotel with a PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB sign on your nose! Yikes. Must have been some party! Only problem is, you don't remember a party. Actually, you don't remember anything. What happened to you? Will you find the key to your memory? There is only one way to find out..."

Carnyville 2: Domestic Bliss - You've been locked out of your house after an argument. Solve puzzles and minigames to find a way back inside.

Hooters - The hidden talents of Hooters waitresses - pouring a beer whist spinning around on an upside-down stool.

As with most sex tapes, the quality isn't that great. Imogen, a former Miss Wales, is currently still in the Big Brother house. Download her sex tape here.

MySpace Girl - Don't know if she's actually on MySpace or not...

A bizarre act of nature was found in Grove City Wednesday -- a kitten was born with two faces. The kitten was born Wednesday morning. It has two mouths that meow in unison, two noses and four eyes that have not opened yet, NBC 4's Mike Bowersock reported.

"I was playing outside in the rain. Once I came in, I saw a two-faced cat my mom was picking up. That's how I knew there was a two-faced cat," said Charles Roberts, the cat's owner. Roberts said he hasn't decided on a name for the kitten yet, but said he wants to name it Tiger.

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A two-faced kitten is "extremely rare" - can't be that rare when there was one born last month in Oregon.

Three videos of Salma Hayek's nude scenes from the movie, Ask The Dusk, with Colin Farrell. Click the thumbnails above to enlarge and click the links below to download the clips.

Salma Hayek - Ask The Dusk 1 (80.84MB).

Salma Hayek - Ask The Dusk 2 (12.94MB).

Salma Hayek - Ask The Dusk 3 (19.32MB).

As America's favourite super hero, Superman is the epitomy of manliness. But it appears the actor drafted in to play Clark Kent in the new movie sequel is more concerned with his make-up than saving the world.

American star Brandon Routh was left furious this week after he complained the make-up used on his face at a press conference made him look pale, artificial and 'a bit wimpy'. The actor became annoyed when he saw pictures of himself posing up next to his Lois Lane, Kate Bosworth, who, he said, looked much more natural and sunkissed.

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Ah, Routh's a nobody thrust into the limelight and he's having a tantrum already? About make-up of all things. This won't help his wimpy image and neither does that emo haircut. Check out the comments at the bottom of the article for a laugh.

Rocketboom Replacement - A possible replacement lined up to succeed the departed Amanda Congdon at Rocketboom.

SPCA's Bad Taste Street Campaign - Part of the desex campaign by the Auckland SPCA in New Zealand.

Shimajiro Toilet Training - A toilet training scene taken from a Shimajiro educational video. Includes Japanese kid at the end squeezing one out.

Internet SOA - Internet sex, it can make you pretty sick.

The Pop Culture Translator - Choose from six clips (Sean Paul, 50 Cent, Ozzy Osbourne, Gollum, etc.) to translate.

In the sixth installment, Rocky is lured back to the ring after seeing himself win a virtual boxing match against the current heavyweight champion, Mason 'The Line' Dixon.

Dare School - Dare are looking for the next generation of digital creative talent. Download the creative brief and give Marjorie a call for a live application.

Click the image above to play. Click the thumbnails below to see some Photoshops of the infamous headbutting incident.

How To Spot A Jap - Educational comic strip taken from the first edition of the Pocket Guide To China given to US soldiers in China during World War II.

Italy's Marco Materazzi falls on the pitch after being headbutted by France's Zinedine Zidane (R) during their World Cup 2006 final soccer match in Berlin, July 9, 2006.

Creep - The Last Tube - "There have always been rumours about the Underground... Abandoned stations, government research facilities, their tunnels crossing over and linking into the everyday network that makes up those tunnels that you trudge down every morning... Ever wondered what might lurk down those tunnels, when the gates are closed, the barriers are locked and the shutters come down?" Get out alive by finding a way to the surface before the Creep catches you. Use the mouse to look around and cursor keys to move.

AdeZ - A new fruit and soya drink coming to a supermarket near you! It's worth reading some of the comments people have left about AdeZ.

Next Top Dumb Model - From an episode of Israel's 'The Models', one of the eventual finalists is interviewed about her vegetarian preferences.

Ninja Golf - After many long years of ninja training, you are finally ready for the most difficult test of all - 9 holes of Ninja Golf!

Download the video here (87.74MB). Nikki's response on NNBoards:

This is the only reply I will make to this....

1) This was NOT planned, Jerry had no idea I was going to be there, he never said anything to me about getting on stage because I am who I am. I was invited there by a friend who had extra tickets, I was moved to the front row by a woman taking our tickets (they want pretty girls in the front but even she didnt say anything about it being because im NDN)

2) I did NOT get any $$$ for this. It was a total spur of the moment thing. I made some comments about boobs and later on they pulled my friend and I up on stage. I wasnt planning on showing anything but FFS it's Jerry Springer and we all know how that show is. They pushed me into doing it. Yeah I had the choice not to but I made the stupid decision because I figured "what the hell it's for a PPV"

3) I didnt mention it because it has nothing to do with my site, I mentioned that I went but I didnt say anything about getting topless on stage because I knew what people would think.

4) I am in no way planning on quitting my site or NNB, I havent been posting lately because I've been dealing with a lot of personal shit at home and have only been on the computer to do my cam show and my journal each week.

5) I am still not planning on making my site topless, I did Jerry Springer as an unplanned thing, I still want my site to remain NN and somewhat classy. Yes sheer tops and wet T's are basically the same thing because you can see 99% but to me it's not the same as just standing around with my tits hanging out for the majority of a picture set. I was topless on stage at Jerry Springer for all of 10 minutes.

Apparently it was a mistake for me to think I could have a little bit of fun on TV, I should have known what everyone would think.

Think what you will, I know why I did it and I know that my site will never contain that material. Atleast all of you who have wanted a glimpse for so long have finally gotten it and for those of you who hope I remain NN I do plan on doing so and i'm sorry for letting my actions get out of hand.

Im sure some of you will bash me and continue to call me a hypocrite but all I can say is that I was having some fun on a TV show, cut me a little slack.

Nikki

And you can catch the whole of Jerry's Naked Rumble 4 on pay-per-view.

Bed And Breakfast - A French short film due for release this summer starring interweb phenomenon Ellen Feiss.

I Hate Ronaldo - Roll on the hate sites.

Naughty American History - "Choose either our male or female teacher and answer multiple choice questions in American history to win the game. Your teacher will reward you for each correct answer by removing an item of clothing. 8 stages increase in difficulty and you must work against the clock. Are you smart enough to go all the way?" Most, if not all, the questions and answers (except the SAT question which you can never get right it seems, no matter which answer you select) below:

How long have people of Mexican descent lived in Los Angeles? Since 1781
How many people were killed in the Salem witch trials? 20
How many shares of stock were traded on Black Tuesday? About 16 million
How many US states are there? 50
How many years did the Great Depression last? Ten years
If the President and Vice President both die, who takes over? Speaker of the house
In 1900, Eastman Kodak introduced its first _____________ camera, making photography accessible to everyone. Box Brownie
In 1973, Gerald Ford became the first appointed vice-president in U.S. history. What position did he hold? House Minority Leader
In a famous fable, George Washington cut down what kind of fruit tree? Cherry
In what war was the Gatling gun first used? Civil War
The First Amendment of the Constitution protects the freedom of... Speech
"The Star-Spangled Banner", originally written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key, became the national anthem in what year? 1931
The world saw its first billionaire in the 20th century. Who was he? John D. Rockefeller
What cartoon character made his debut in 1928 in the cartoon short "Steamboat Willie"? Mickey Mouse
What color is not on the American flag? Orange
What document claimed, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal"? Declaration of... Independence
What does a cotton gin do? Removed seeds from cotton
What genre of music was Motown known for? R & B
What is Martin Luther King known for? Civil rights
What is the oldest town founded in America by Europeans? St. Augustine, Florida
What makes up the GNP (Gross National Product)? The total market value of American goods and services bought
What position did Robert F. Kennedy hold in U.S. office? Attorney General
What President is not featured on Mount Rushmore? George Bush
What right did the 19th Amendment guarantee? Women to vote
What state did Joseph McCarthy represent? Wisconsin
What U.S. presidential administration initiated the plan for the Bay of Pigs invasion? JF Kennedy
What was Brown vs. Board of Education about? Racial segregation
What was President John F. Kennedy not known for? Lacrosse
What was the first American land visited by Columbus? San Salvador
What was the first college to be founded in America north of Mexico? A French Jesuits college
What was the first launched space shuttle named? Columbia
What was the first political party in America? Federalist Party
What was the first U.S. warship to make a trip around the world? The U.S.S. Vincennes
What was the Great Compromise? Distribution of seats in Congress
What was the worst earthquake east of the Mississippi River? South Carolina, 1886, 6.6
What were the first three states admitted to the union after the original 13? Vermont, Kentucky, Tennessee
What were the last states to ratify the Constitution? North Carolina and Rhode Island
When American Charles Lindbergh made aviation history by flying non-stop solo across the Atlantic Ocean, where did he land? Paris
When was the first meeting of the Supreme Court? 1790
When was the hot dog introduced to the U.S.? 1880s
Where in New York City did the attack on Kitty Genovese occur? Queens
Where was the first nuclear reactor? U. of Chicago
Which city houses the Apollo theatre? New York City
Which famous ship sunk in 1912? Titanic
Which historical casino is Las Vegas most famous for? Caesar's Palace
Which of the following presidents served the shortest term? William Henry Harrison
Which of these is called the Sunshine State? Florida
Which of these men was not known for exploring America? Johannes Vermeer
Which of these men were not considered famous explorers of America? Henry Ford
Which medical breakthrough occurred in 1955? Polio vaccine
Which President is on the 1$ bill? George Washington
Which President served the longest term? Franklin D. Roosevelt
Which President wrote the recent autobiography entitled "My Life," released in 2004? Bill Clinton
Who did Alaska belong to before it became part of the U.S.A.? Russia
Who flew the first mission in the U.S. space shuttle program? Robert L. Crippen
Who killed Billy the Kid? Sheriff Pat Garrett
Who killed Jesse James? Robert Ford
Who shot President William McKinley in 1901? Leon Czolgosz
Who was involved in the first fatal American airplane crash? Orville Wright
Who was the first man to walk on the moon? Neil Armstrong
Who was the first President ever to resign from office? Richard Nixon
Who was the first presidential candidate of the Democratic Party? Andrew Jackson
Who was the first President photographed while in office? J.K. Polk
Who was the youngest man ever to be inducted into presidency? John F. Kennedy
Who were the candidates in the first televised presidential debate? Nixon and Kennedy
Who wrote the book, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"? Mark Twain
Who wrote "Uncle Tom's Cabin" in 1852? Harriet Beecher Stowe
Why did the Whig Party in the U.S. call themselves Whigs? It stood for "cattle-drivers"

Porn Star Fight - Accusations fly, tempers flare, insults are exchanged and it all comes to a head between Dillan Lauren and Ava Vincent.

R U Ready 4 Sex? - Helping teens fight sexual temptation.

Cat In A Bottle - Bonsai Kitten come to life!

Kitty & Rooster - The weird friendship between a kitty and rooster.