Faces Of Meth - "Click on one of the faces below to view the physical toll meth has had on these users."

Thai Body Massage - There's some debate as to where this type of massage originates from but this video is Japanese. Ends too soon, though.

This Is The Best Party Of My Life! - Booze, booze and more booze. Can you see what's coming?

Firefox And Retarded Browsers - Wheeeeeeee! IE is best. Notice how Opera isn't there because it's superior compared to Firefox.

"Thank you very much for contacting us. We want to assure you that this advertisement is a fake and we had absolutely nothing to do with its creation or its posting on the internet. In fact, Breyers, Creamsicle nor any of the brands that are part of Unilever Ice Cream had any knowledge of the fake advertisement until it was brought to our attention by our consumers. Please be assured that we are as offended by the false advertisement as you are and we are making every effort to see that it is removed from the internet as soon as possible."

Bowmans Strip Poker - "You are going to learn to play poker. Today's lesson? Five card draw. This isn't proper poker like Texas Hold-em. This is a bird's game - which is a touch as it happens cos you'll be playing a bird." See how far you can get with Michelle. If you don't know how to play poker then you can change the cards that are already shaded out for you.

"For skin disease, Milk first time to bath.

It's best that I explain what's going on here, lest you cat lovers think I'm bullying Milk.
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During an inspection, DingDing was found to be born with sensitive skin, which is prone to infection, and could pass this on to the other cats.

Milk was one cat that had been infected. Although the symptoms are very mild, prevention is much better than cure. This is why we are giving Milk a medicinal bath."

Happy slapper.... slapped

A happy slapper's mobile phone recording of an attack took an unexpected twist when his victim retaliated, flooring his assailant with a single punch.

In footage that is rapidly gaining cult status, an athletic young man in a white vest is seen plotting the attack on a stranger, filmed on his friend's mobile phone. The British man, on what appears to be a foreign street beside the entrance to a shopping arcade, addresses the camera and, as if he were preparing to sing on the ITV1 show Stars In Their Eyes, says: "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... a happy slapper."

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If only everyone retaliated like this before the whole craze got out of hand. Oh yeah, this story is useless without the video.

Chef Scott McDonald poses with his creation, which it is claimed is the world's most expensive sandwich, at Selfridges department store in London, Monday April 10, 2006. Named the McDonald sandwich, after its creator, the ingredients are Wagyu beef, fresh lobe foie gras, black truffle mayonnaise, brie de meaux, rocket, red pepper and mustard confit, and English plum tomatoes, all packed into 24-hour fermented sour dough bread - and it sells for 85 pounds (US$ 148.33 / euro 122.53) each.

Hot Chicks With Douchebags - "Pictures of hot chicks with total and complete douchebags. With commentary."

Off The Hook - A dictionary of African American slang... in Japanese. Contains useful phrases like "I worked that ass all night" and "Once you go black, you never go back." Possibly on sale in your local WHSmith.

Jack Bauer vs Chuck Norris - "In the fight of good vs good, who will win? The choice is yours."

Pepsi Nex Game - Click the screen at the right time and smash the ice walls to get a memorial banner.

43-year-old Japanese quadriplegic Seiji Uchida and 16-year-old muscular dystrophy sufferer Kyoga Ide plan to ascend Switzerland's Breithorn mountain on the backs of two climbers wearing battery-powered robotic exoskeletons called "HAL".

Teacher Depantsed - Getting his kecks pulled down seems to have given this teacher Down's syndrome as he lumbers after the shitstain responsible.

Hapland 3 - Once again, your aim is to find a way to open the portal by clicking around and getting the timing right for certain events.

Shaving - That's one way of 'shaving' your pubes quickly.

Studying English And Masturbation - Lesson 1 of sexy English. I see... this is deeck! You are good at blowing job, aren't you?

MyDeathSpace - Memorialising the MySpace dead, you have to browse the list out of morbid curiosity. Even Miss Deaf Texas, who got mowed down by a train while she was text messaging, is on there.

The Fancy Pants Adventure - A platform game that has elements of Sonic The Hedgehog and Super Mario Bros. Use left and right arrow keys to move, up to go through doors, down to duck and S to jump.