A Council Bluffs woman was taken to an emergency room after she became glued to a toilet seat. It happened Wednesday at a public restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.

Investigators said they believe someone put some sort of cement compound on the toilet seat. Paramedics wheeled out a 53-year-old woman who got stuck. The Council Bluffs Fire Department said they believe the woman sat on a liquid cement substance, not bonding glue.

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This is why you don't use public toilets. And in the unlikely event that I have to use one, a shitload of toilet paper is going on that toilet seat. She could've at least checked it before sitting her fat arse down (how do you not notice a cement compound on there?).